Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Exercising my Right to Vote

(From 7/15/08)

I'm convinced I had a hand in IT.

It was me.

The fact that SEVEN Red Sox and one Cleveland outfielder made the AL All-Star Team was no fluke or coincidence. Make no mistake.

The Breakdown:
Red Sox Starters: Youkilis, Pedroia, Ramirez, Ortiz
Red Sox Pitcher: Papelbon
Red Sox Reserves: Drew, Varitek
And one little Indian: Grady Sizemore

It was all me.

And about 600 of my votes.

Because you can't make a difference or complain after the fact, if you don't VOTE.

Mmmmm… granted, an individual was only allotted 25 votes per e-mail address, but let's just say I got "creative."

So what-- I used my four various business and personal e-mail accounts and then asked some friends if I could use their names, birthdates and e-mail addresses to maximize my voting capabilities. It's legal. Probably.

Now just imagine if I apply this determination and tireless diligence to Obama's presidential campaign, anything is possible. Too bad I wasn't a Hillary supporter. Or a dishonest, cheating, ballot stuffing sibling governor.

The moral of this story?
YOUR vote(s) count.
YOU CAN make a difference.
(If you have various e-mail addresses and the keen ability to be "creative" to beat the system.)

How do you think W's brother got him his job?

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